Current status: Not quite a vintage classic, but definitely not the latest model. Just trying to keep the server running without a total system crash.
Residual feelings of being "trapped or uninspired" from the mid-20s that have finally reached a breaking point. Bradley University Online 3. The Six-Stage Cycle Midlife Crisis Version 0.34
4.4 Sociological and Cultural Research
Saying yes to commitments that drain your energy to maintain a specific social reputation. Current status: Not quite a vintage classic, but
"No!" Arthur shouted, finding a sliver of control. "I have a mortgage! I have a lumbar support pillow!" Midlife Crisis Version 0.34
Arthur smiled and kept eating. He’d worry about Version 0.35 next year.